Pretty soon, you will have to wear a bathing suit, outside of your house. Will you look like a babe/hunk? Not if you are eating the nine chain restaurant meals or 20 drinks that are the “worst in America.”

Every few months, we get a new list of “Worst Ever Chain Restaurant Meals.” Unoriginal? Sure! But it’s always good to get a reminder that you should never, ever enter an establishment that advertises itself as a “factory” for cheesecake. Men’s Health editor and self-plagiarist Dave Zinczenko has made a whole business out of letting people know exactly how gross P.F. Chang’s is with his Eat This Not That series.

And look at that! He’s just put out a list of “The 20 Worst Drinks in America”! And just in case you still think California Pizza Kitchen is a good idea, the Center for Science in the Public Interest has given out its “Xtreme Eating Awards” for 2010, choosing the nine worst meals from chain restaurants. (Read More).